Subject: Lyrics of the 60's revised for Boomers
From: Anne Ward-Ryan
*Bobby Darin ---* *Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.*
*Herman's Hermits ---* *Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker *
*Ringo Starr ---* *I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. *
*The Bee Gees -- -* *How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.*
*Roberta Flack---* *The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.*
*Johnny Nash ---* *I Can't See Clearly Now.*
*Paul Simon---* *Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver *
*The Commodores ---* *Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.*
*Marvin Gaye ---* *Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.*
*Procol Harem---* *A Whiter Shade of Hair.*
*Leo Sayer ---* *You Make Me Feel Like Napping .*
*The Temptations ---* *Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.*
*Abba---* *Denture Queen.*
*Tony Orlando ---* *Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.*
*Helen Reddy ---* *I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.*
*Leslie Gore---* *It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.*
*Willie Nelson ---* *On the Commode Again*
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