Subject: The iBreast ...
From: Brittany Lipkie
A "major computer manufacture" will soon announce that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost $499 or $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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